(Source) Two decades after the final episode of “Full House” aired in 1995, the cast reunited over the weekend and it was glorious. John Stamos, Candace Cameron Bure, Jodie Sweetin, Bob Saget, Andrea Barber and Lori Loughlin got together for the show’s creator Jeff Franklin, who celebrated his birthday on Saturday.

The first thing that pops right off the screen at me is that Kimmy Gibler is way too present. She was pegged as the annoying neighbor / friend parents despise. She was pretty gross to look at then and did not fall into the ugly ducking turns into a swan story so shes still pretty gross. Why is she always front and center anytime these people get together like she was the reason people tuned in. Only explanation is whoever is orchestrating these get together’s and/or the planned series revival thinks the fan base is dumb enough to substitute the Olson’s for Kimmy. The people dont want to see how she turned out, we want to see how a spoiled cute kid went down a the filthy road and returns home a broken addict.

A few years ago Uncle Jesse admitted Aunt Becky was the one who got away. These things gotta kill him every time he shows up because Lori Loughlin is a fine wine only getting better with age. He tried to supplement Aunt Becky for Rebecca Romijn and that was clearly a dud, one can only hope Lori will “Have Mercy” and get back on Uncle Jesse’s dick.

Finally, this kills all the credibility for the Hardo Bob Saget thing Danny Tanner has been trying to pull over where he tells dirty jokes and is a preferred prostitute customer on Entourage.

He’s just trying to fill the void Full House left in his heart and I guarantee he has the hardest boner for the Full House revival. Hopefully they don’t botch this revival like the Boy Meets World one. The writers need to realize that their target audience got 20 years older too and to tailor the show for that audience. Just because it was a nice family show in the 90’s doesn’t mean it will work today. Family shows don’t exist any more. Family shows toe the line of racism in shows like Blackish (seriously have no clue how that title is ok), and pretty much have to include a gay character.

Perfect opportunity here to take Uncle Jesse’s twins and make one of them gay and the other an addict and the bombshell arrival and/or death of Michelle can bring the ole family back together and maybe explain why all these grown adults are living in the same house.