Ahhh a tradition unlike any other. The second news drops of an impending snow storm, be it flurries or a blizzard, everyone freaks and runs to the grocery store.

Milk. Check.

Eggs. Check.

Bread…. Raisin bread?

No real fuckin bread.

Oh ok found it. Check.

There’s a whole industry of dried fruit everyone can successfully ignore. These son of a bitch raisins somehow still find ways to weasel themselves into our lives. In this case not even the fear of being snowed in for months can scare a sane person into buying raisins.

Oddly enough the raisins first cousin, wine is the go to for any pro doomsday prepper. Real pros can actually trick people into believing their bunker is actually a “wine cellar.” Just don’t ask them why there’s a pallet of bottled water next to their Cabernet Sauvignon.