(Source) The news that a box of Thin Mints could cost $5 this year has some people up in arms. One Twitter user called the hike a “serious problem that needs to be addressed” and another wrote “first housing, now this?”

That’s it, fuck em. I’m going to war with the Girl Scouts.

I get guilted into a dozen boxes every time I go to the grocery store this time of the year and now they’re gonna squeeze more out of me? No way no how. I’m posting up right next to the bad guy and undercutting them by a dollar with Grasshoppers*.

With 50% price margins we’re going world wide by March.

*If you’re buying anything but thin mints you deserve to be had.