Death. Taxes. NFL Players Getting Arrested in the Offseason

We’re almost 72 hours from the dumbest decision in sports and with that the NFL season and look at that we’re averaging 1 arrest a day.

Bronze Cowboys RB Jospeh Randle

Good news for Joey, while he made the blotter, he escapes with only a ticket thanks to new marijuana laws according to his agent.

https://twitter.com/ErikBurkhardt/status/563030172174397442

Silver Colts LB D’Qwell Jackson

Ah the classic pizza boy beatdown. Dude thought he could get away with illegally parking real quick to deliver a pizza? Not on D’Qwells watch but certainly doesnt help the NFL’s image.

Gold Packers DT Letroy Guion

Holy shit there it is, classic NFL player wasting some money on the things he loves most, drugs and guns. Almost gives Maurice Clarett a run for his money. 357 grams of pot, more than $190,000 in one of the bags, and of course a 9mm handgun.

Really would love to get into this guys brain and figure out whats going on. Pretty sure anyone who has ever driven with even a tiny bit of pot really locked up his driving game, convinced every pair of headlights in the rear view was a cop. This guy couldn’t even stay in his lane and got got busted. Classic Darwinism here. Be better Letroy, only the strong survive.

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