Ah finally the national nightmare known as Kate Upton has concluded. I’m sure she’ll spam her way onto a few photos, probably some kind of Oreo advertisement, but at least we won’t have to see that mug on the cover.

Gotta say I am a bit surprised that SI pulled the plug a year short of a trilogy. Thought for sure with her now actually having a connection to sports, RIP Justin Verlander, she would schmeez her way onto the cover. Hell, might as well take a negative and spin it into a positive…