Time Money definitely doesn’t grow on trees, but it might be growing in your bowels. If you’re really healthy, you can sell your poop to sick people who need it for as much as $13,000 a year.

Science does it again. Real good opportunity for the healthy out there because unlike donating your sperm which can lead to all kinds of bastard children, you’re just sending a little dookie to someone in need.

As big a win this could be for the donor, it’s pretty tragic on the receivers end. In order to benefit they need to get the poop into their belly, either by endoscopy or swallowed capsules. Double sword of shit to say the least.

Gotta give it up for the doctors in charge of this idea. They could be using their nuclear brain power to make millions doing a lot of things. Good to see they’re giving back to anyone whose lone ability is the art of shitting.