Don’t count on an MVP performance in the All Star Game from your boy Step Curry tomorrow night because Rihanna’s found her prey and they gonna be up all night.

Real stupid play thinking JJ would kill it, the hair cut fooled me. Steph Curry killed it, how the hell did he not get a ride to Duke or UNC? Neil Walker got to the show since he’s an MLB legacy, have to imagine Del had enough swag to get Steph to Chapel Hill.

Good news for Rihanna is Steph doesn’t hit women like he hits threes. ZING