For serious, this cold is deadly.

Rolled about of bed and wanted to give double birds to this mornings commute but I’m too good an employee and volunteered to share my secrets and lead a training. Almost paid a premium to pay to park downtown but my hardo brain tricked me into staying at Consol and making the half mile trek into town.

Needless to say when I arrived at the office and tried to warm up it became a hostage negotiation trying to get my testicles to drop down and return to normal. The worst people out there are the ones who try to sell you that they actually enjoy days like this. In their scattered brains they claim to “appreciate” days like this and they couldn’t live in a place that doesn’t have all the seasons. Fuck that, Daniel Tosh said it best, I want to live in a place that skips the shitty seasons.