WTAE A Carnegie Mellon University student accused of shooting secret videos of people nude inside dorm showers is facing criminal charges and has been kicked out of school. Daniel Edilio Jorge, 19, of East Willison, New York, faces three counts of invading privacy. That’s how many identified victims chose to press charges. A search warrant turned up video of more than 30 male victims on his phone and hard drive, but most of them are not identifiable, police said. The videos appear to have been shot in the showers on the sixth floor of the Morewood Gardens E Tower dormitory. Some students reported Jorge to CMU when they spotted him holding up his iPhone over the shower stalls to capture images of them.

Another day another idiot of a criminal. Never mind the fact there are entire websites and subreddits of voyeur porn all over the internet, this guy goes all in using his iPhone to video tape dudes in the shower. Come on guy be better. If you’re going to be a creep at least incorporate some hidden cameras in the glory holes every college shower has. (College’s still have glory holes right?)

I’m no legal expert but I’m pretty sure if someones secretly video taping you in a public shower you are allowed to murder them on the spot. Again, don’t quote me, I just think the same rules in prison for child rapists apply here.

Also I love how little effort WTAE put into this video. Aside from shaming Daniel as he walks out of court, they jump the shark on illustrating the audio with the most literal visuals ever.

“CMU Police went after Jorge after students saw him pointing his iPhone”

“camera”

“over the stalls in shower”

It doesn’t stop there, when you click the link for that story’s transcript you get an all caps transcript with typos and even misspelling the creeps name.

CMU POLICE WENT AFTER GEORGE AFTER STUDENTS AW SAW HIM POINTING HIS iPHONE CAMERA OVER THE STALLS IN SHOWERS.

But don’t worry, the intern remembered to lowercase the “i” in “iPhone” correctly.

Side note: I was just watching an episode of The Americans on FX and one of the characters was excited his kid was accepted into Carnegie Mellon. I asked those around me if Carnegie Mellon was as relevant today as it was when the show took place in the 80’s. A day later they’re in the news, I guess that answers my question.