One of the first things you notice if you ever travel east, say to NY, Philly, or DC, is the propensity for drivers to lay on their horn. In the Burgh however, it is seldom used and you cannot appreciate the peace and quiet until you’re stuck in a circle around Philly’s City Hall getting honked at from every angle by all the illegal taxi drivers.
Well this afternoon, for a brief moment, I thought I walked out of Dunkin and onto one of those insane east coast city streets. It didn’t take long to realize the problem, this Yinzer broad was so far into an intersection she was taking up an entire lane and a part of a second lane.
On one level I wanna give kudos because it was clear she did not give a fuck. At the same time, having seen the creature of a person at the wheel, I’m positive she had zero clue what was going on. Chances were she was getting into a fender bender at any moment after this.
TheYuppieYinzer 