Christina Aguilera was on Jimmy Fallon this week to promote The Voice and per usual when Jimmy has a musical guest they played a game revolving around music. This time they were called to impersonate other famous musicians and Xtina knocked her first challenge, Cher singing the Folgers jingle, out of the park. Song 2 however started to stir the pot and generate some viral attention. She had to impersonate her long time rival, Britney Spears, to the tune of “Little Piggy.” The impersonation was pretty dead on but watching 2015 Christina sing about pigs was disgusting to the point where I started to think I smelt cheese. 

That got me thinking. Who has aged better? Sure they’ve gone through some radical changes with the infamous Britney shaved head and Christina ballooning up a few times but overall who has done it better?

”Dirty” Christina was the talk of the town back in the day for obvious reasons. In hindsight however, against current Christina, all I can see is a fat face begging to come out and play. While I’m not here to fat shame, I’m just not feeling the Xtina vibe anymore. 



A year prior to “Dirty” Britney premiered her own slut fest of a music video with “I’m a Slave for You.” Her performance at the 2001 VMA’s triggered adolescent boys across the country to sneak to the bathroom real quick to crack stick and for good reason. From there she’s done her own ballooning and had some drastically different looks but based on a recent photo she tweeted of a photoshoot she carries that same delicate charm she debuted in the late 90’s.

The winner of tonight Smut War? It’s Britney bitch. 

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