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Well that went quick. Not quite sure what Cat had in mind going balls to the walls right out of the gate. Given that this was hyped up as Ronda’s greatest competition to date I assumed the first round would be a lot of feeling each other out. 

https://twitter.com/sportscenter/status/572024745048322048 

Instead Ronda beat the shit out of Cat in a whooping 14 seconds this time.  After the fight all Cat could do is say “fuck” a bunch of times and insist she needs another try. 

At this rate, UFC is going to have to add a clause to the fight contracts where if it ends in the first minute we get an immediate rematch. Ronda’s success has brought the common man back to the octagon but this novelty is wearing off and people won’t spend $50+ on 14 seconds. 

Option B is say fuck it and let her beat the shit out of dudes. Real catch 22 for women’s right groups. They’ll be bitching soon claiming it’s not fair she doesn’t get to fight men, with the contingency bitch in place if a dude knocks her out one day. 

Clean sweep this weekend, first round knock outs in both Smut Wars and UFC 184. 

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