SteakandBJ.org Over the years, Valentine’s Day has become a commercial holiday for women. On February 14, intimate couples celebrate their love with candy, flowers, greeting cards, and other gifts of affection. Men do not want candy. Men have no need for flowers or teddy bears. There are two things men want: steak and a blowjob. March 14, one month after Valentine’s Day, is the offical date for Steak and BJ Day. If a man makes his woman feel special on Valentine’s Day, then she will make him feel special one month later. Even though this special day for men is not yet recognized by the government, Hallmark, or other major greeting card companies, it is slowly gaining recognition. To help keep the revolution alive, we have created the official website for Steak and BJ Day.

Pi day has jumped the shark. It used to be a cool quirky thing in high school as an excuse to bail on geometric functions for some pie. Now it’s another geek chic charade where guys try to act like they are sooooo intellectual because they connect 3.14 with March 14th. This year it’s ramped up to near intolerable degrees with just about everyone spinning they’re own meme on Facebook harping that this “once in a century moment” allows Pi day to go out to 9 decimal places.   The only thing worse than these try hards are the bros who claim to be “comic book nerds” having seen The Dark Knight. 



It’s truly a shame that men have gotten away from celebrating the real holiday, Steak & BJ Day.  Guys need to stop worrying about Pi on March 14th and do a better job getting their woman to worry about the stroudel.