“Everyone don’t panic! Our ace isn’t throwing meatballs again, the radar gun is broken.”

Give it up Justin, Kate Upton’s witchcraft has run its course and you just don’t have it anymore. His career path is pretty much the same as Henry Rowengartner. Kate Upton was just that random baseball someone haphazardly left out there and you slipped on, returning your shoulder to pedestrian status. If you’re hellbent on making a run at 2015, I think your only option at this point is to “float it.”

Other than that, you’re pretty much left with funky butt-loving.