CBS While federal regulators have approved the sale of powdered alcohol, being marked as “Palcohol,” it won’t be coming anytime soon to stores run by the Pennsylvania Liquor Control Board. The PLCB’s Stacy Kriedeman says the state store system will not put powdered alcohol products, equally subject to state regulations, on its shelves. “The form that it takes makes it incredibly easy to not only transport but to conceal,” she notes. “It would be so easy to just open a packet, sprinkle it on someone’s food or put it in somebody’s drink without them being aware that it was happening.”

Wow Pennsylvania, be more of a wet blanket. Just about as sheltered and naive a comment Kreideman could have dropped there. The story also cited the creator of Palcohol (does that deserve to be capitalized?) saying “snorting it would go down like snorting black pepper,” and “it would not be easy to spike a drink, because of the length of time it takes to dissolve.”

I don’t know what kind of barnyard activities Stacy gets into, but snorting black pepper isn’t the recreational activity for the masses. It takes an hour to snort enough powdered alcohol to accomplish the same effect of a single shot. Educate yourself Stacy, be better. Just another example of how out of touch these clowns making rules are. Roofies are highly effective, I doubt scumbags are interested in replacing tiny pills with a dump truck of powdered alcohol to get the same job done.

This announcement comes on the heels of another announcement allowing beer distributors to sell 12 packs.

Well whoop-dee-fucking-do Stacy, how about you let grocery stores sell 12 packs like a real state? No one is leaving beer distributors upset they had to spent 20 bucks on a case of Bud Light, they’re pissed they had to make a second stop after getting groceries and still have a third stop for the wife’s wine habit.