What a wild week it has been. Watching March Madness last week I learned after a 2 year hiatus, McDonalds was bringing back Chicken Selects. Boom, that solved the daily dinner question right?
No sooner than I could get to a drive thru, early reports were already coming out.
Remember how they used to be awesome chicken strips? Not anymore they shrunk them!
They’re dried out!
Well shit there goes that pipe dream. Ordinarily I would conduct my own field research, but given news had also broke that the famed Shamrock Shake was secretly a trojan horse death bomb, I was OK saying sayonara to Mickie D’s.
Fast forward today and what do you know, after a three year hiatus, Chicken Fries are back… PERMANENTLY!!! Good news honey, BK answered our nightly “what’s for dinner” question!
Just goes to show us, time is a flat circle.
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