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Let us dive into the mind of a killer right here. Because make no mistake about it, he has been hyping up this date for weeks and now he’s been left at the sex altar with nothing to show for his efforts but a sealed box of condoms. Given that his next play was to return to the store go through the BS at customer service for his $3.81 means there aren’t backup options at play and this guy is likely becoming Patrick Bateman.

If you ignore the golden rule of high school health class and unsafely store you condoms in your wallet, go ahead an peek at the expiration date. We’re talking years here. A long enough time that this guy can go back to Friendster and trick court a nice girl into another date.

Who knows, the joke here may be on the girl who canceled. If he’s so frugal he goes through this awkward return process for $3.81, I bet he’s sitting on a nice little nestegg…