Fox40 Porche Wright, 27, was arrested and booked into the Sacramento County Jail this weekend. She’s facing felony child abuse and attempted murder charges. The Sacramento Police Department was called to a home on El Camino Avenue and Cantalier street Saturday afternoon. Neighbors say the young mother lit her 7-year-old daughter on fire.

Unbelievable story here. Not the fact that a woman named Porsche would be a prostitute that lit her kid on fire. That part to me is believable. Freakanomic did a story on baby names and specifically how the stripper names don’t lead women down that road, but instead the kind of parent who would give their kid a stripper name then leads their kid down that road. Obviously she had some pretty awful parents (likely just a mother) who set her up from day one to be a piece of shit scumbag who would even consider, let alone follow through with, lighting her child on fire.

No the part here that is unbelievable is the fact that she was actually paid money to have sex with. Woof. Good chance her pimp isn’t going to be too upset to find out he won’t be collecting sales from this ho anymore, I doubt she was ever very prosperous to begin with. When I first read the headline my imagination was Heather Graham in the Hangover lighting up little Carlos, couldn’t have been farther off from this Jerry Springer castoff.

Great opportunity here to go ahead an re institute the ole “eye for an eye” punishment. I cannot think of a more deserving time to throw some gasoline on a scumbag and light that bitch up.