Jason Dufner Dumped His Smokeshow Wife; Size Him Up for a Green Jacket (Hint: XL)

Golf Channel A day after finishing tied for 24th at the Valspar ChampionshipJason Dufner agreed to a divorce settlement with his wife Amanda. The Dufners were married in May 2012 and according to court documents obtained by GolfChannel.com the two separated on Feb. 17, 2015.  According to the divorce settlement, which was filed on March 16 by Amanda Dufner, there had been an “irretrievable breakdown of the marriage” and there was “a complete incompatibility of temperament that the parties can no longer live together.”

A lot of golf fans often credited Jason Dufner as “living the dream.” A slob golfer, certainly not turning heads, managed to lock down that little minx Amanda. If the photos above aren’t selling you, here’s another sip:

  

      

Let’s go ahead and take these facts to the next level. Last May Rory McIlroy dumped his fiancé Caroline Wozniacki only days after sending out the wedding invitations.  From there he proceeded to go ahead and win The Open Championship AND The PGA Championship.  And just when Caroline was becoming a thing of the past she goes and pops up on national television as JJ Watt’s side piece for Monday’s National Championship.

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That move is straight out of the Kim Kardashian playbook for getting some national attention.  Real good chance this lights the fire of the odds on favorite to win the Masters.

The writing is on the walls here. Women just hold back a golfers potential. Doesn’t matter if they’re a smokeshow or professional tennis player, the’re putting a lid on these guys.

If that’s not enough proof, let’s take last years Masters winner. A few weeks back Bubba Watson was on Jimmy Fallon where he revealed that after the adoption of his son in 2012 his wife couldn’t join him at the Masters. Without those guilt inducing looks at dinner Bubba was free to crush burritos multiple times a day. Guess what happened….

Two years later Bubba was back at the Moe’s in Augusta leading up to the Masters and guess what happened.

So the answer is a championship golf pedigree is simple. Lose the girl, then eat fat for a week. Lucky for Jason Dufner I get the feeling that he will have no issue with eating fat. Given the timeline of his divorce it certainly seems he will have enough time to bulk up before he tees up Thursday.

The good news for you is The Yuppie Yinzer is all about giving back to our faithful readers. According to VegasInsider.com Jason is currently sitting at 100/1 odds to wear that green jacket.

 If you need a little bit more action, Dufner is a nice value buy over at Draft Kings 2.2 Millionaire Maker and you can hedge your bet pairing him up with our favorite Moe’s Customer and our favorite Perkins customer.

The writing is all over this one. Go ahead and lock on these free money bets and sit back and watch Jason squeeze into a nice tight green jacket next Sunday.

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