After 4 seasons, the gratuitous nudity pendulum has drastically swung the in the other direction. 

There used to be a time when you saw the nudity disclaimer before an episode and perked up with the hopes of maybe some action in Littlefinger’s Brothel or some sluts in Pentos. 

But now the Mother of Dragons won’t allow nude scenes and we’re forced to suffer through her bae’s bare ass while she hides her tits behind the covers. 

The good news is she’ll always be naked someone somewhere on the internet but unfortunately for us were stuck with dudes asses and it’s borderline creepy. 

Women mature sooner than men. That’s the foundation they teach you in elementary health. When the producers of Game of Thrones throw naked 18 year old girls out there, it’s for pure aesthetics. They’re women at that point and at that age look better in HD than an older woman who’s spent more years fighting gravity. This new found equality to have these little boy’s asses front and center doesn’t feel right and had a much stronger child porn vibe than I bet HBO was going for. 

Hopefully our poor eyes are just throwing pennies into the karma fountain in anticipation for Cersei’s epic and expensive walk of shame naked through town.