NoiseyThis far-reaching trend lives mostly on the #sausagemovement hashtag, and sausage addicts across the whole of America have been spitting bars about their beloved pork cylinders, filming the evidence and posting it online at a pretty impressive rate. There is much dispute within the #sausagemovement as to how it all started, but all roads lead back to two origin videos.

Kids do the darndest things…

Upon seeing this video, it was at this moment I HAD to know what the hell was going on here.  A wiki-google-tube later and the story was clear.  It all started with a harmless rap at some high school lunch about everyone’s new favorite breakfast meat.

Naturally a relatively harmless fun time at lunch completely devolves thanks to the internet and before you know it we have some freak beast gym rat in non matching socks (pictured right) hanging with his sister’s friends blowing up all kinds of protected groups.  With one little part in an innocuous YouTube video he personifies that dream Martin Luther King Jr longed for in his famous speech.  Go ahead have a look for yourself

For some time, bacon was king in households across America.  The classic breakfast food branched out and was broken into bits for salads, added in pieces to sandwiches and burgers and fun was had by all.  Guacamole tried to supplant bacon as king and more recently sriracha is getting its grubbey paws all up in everyone’s shit.

These days however sausage is making big movies.  Now with its own hashtag persona as well as local greats such as Emilanos Diablo Taco and Peppis Sandwich of the City Roethlisburger using sausage in their masterpieces, its only a matter of time until every restaurant in the world cant wait to tell you about their new sausage infused dish.

See you at the sausage party.

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