After Gerrit Cole lays a nice turd on Joey Vottos chest, Joey goes nuts and reminds Gerrit he’s a hitter.

From there the umpire rings him up and sends him to the showers early. Joey Votto being the hardo he is takes off and chest bumps the umpire, Chris Conroy.

Joey just encapsulated every drunk hardo at 2 am there starting a fight over nothing. Was this guy dropped as a baby? Since when do ball player consider touching the umpire?

Barely a month into the season and the stinkin Reds already in the news twice crying about something. Bet better Cincinatti. Be better.

Tom, remind these morons there is no crying in baseball.