Yesterday I may have jumped the gun when I ruled The Worst Parents Ever. That trophy went out the door of The Yuppie Yinzer corporate office only hours ago when the internet mushroom stamped me on the forehead today with perhaps the dumbest reveal ever made on Facebook.

Today’s guilty party is Chelsea “a twenty-something” moron living in Indianapolis that should have had to apply to procreate and been subsequently denied permission.  

So let me get this straight. After “twenty-something” years, you find it necessary to leave a shoe in the back seat with the baby you are responsible for so you don’t forget it? As if that is not dumb enough you throw your brilliant idea onto Facebook where everyone can see how dumb you are?

To steal a line from Deflategate, based on this evidence it is “more probable than not” that Chelsea has already left her kid in a boiling car at least once and was thankful to come across this mind blowing tip before the inside of her car resembled the inside of a microwave after cooking uh-oh SpaghettiOs. 

I have always known the “everyone gets a trophy” generation was going to bring down this society but I never gave thought to what would happen when they started to pass on their entitled genetics.   Having never been told “no” or that they were wrong the idea that this generation is now responsible for other lives is horrifying. As time goes on they will only continue to surpass the parenting fails of yesteryear which were only as severe as a baby in the background of a sext or two. 
  

100% chance the baby in the background grows up to live a better life than the baby’s left to roast in cars this summer since mommy forgot to put her Louboutin back on. 

So next time you pop into a Walmart, casino, bar or whatever establishment dead beat parents hang around, take a look and see if everyone is wearing two shoes. If someone isn’t wearing both there is a good chance their baby has been abandoned in the parking lot.

P.S. Your phrase “No judgement comments, please. The trick is meant to be helpful” doesn’t apply here. When you throw something that egregious on the internet you need someone to smack some sense into you or else we become guilty by association when you finally get locked up.