https://twitter.com/whitepplruin/status/604489515130974210

This is fucking hilarious. Assuming a murder doesn’t take place when the camera cuts off I think I’m comfortable saying I like wealthy white people fights better that was Worldstar generally produces. 

You can only hear the sound of a punch or a limp body hitting concrete so many times before you’re ready to retire. I’ve seen enough sassy black girls to ensure I never live where a bus line runs and honestly what’s funnier than a pudgy white guy holding back a violent cry?

Out of the gate I was positive blue was gonna lay the smack down. Fired out of his cart with a purpose and when red retreated it was on. In typical white person fight however blue shows sympathy for reds scared ways and shows compassion. Granted the fight cuts off in act 2 but since they are likely pals I think it’s save to say the worse it will be is a severe father-like spanking from blue.

This is exactly while I’ll never get into a real fight. I’d be too afraid my lunch would murder the guy and I’d opt to cease fire before any punches are exchanged.  My luck the other guy would be a scumbag and sucker punch me when I let him get up.  That’s the real trick for white people fighting, if you’re going to have a heart you have to make damn sure you don’t turn around or else you’ll miss the bell for the start of round 2 and be down for the count.