Woah easy there big guy. Lose balls are one of the modern marvels in the game. Foul balls, home runs, the third out. Grown man go bat shit crazy for a piece of memorabilia that their favorite player had their hands/bat on. 

What’s even funnier is the polar opposite of the men who will fight their way through the elderly for a free baseball. At Wrigley the same guy who will knock out Aunt Edna for a Kris Bryant dinger will bulldoze his way to an Andrew McCutchen tater so he can sling it back into the field of play. 

At the end of tonight’s events the Barry Bonds double agent Yinzer would leave early and beat the traffic per the umpires review. 

  
Thanks to this umpire we didn’t have another Steve Bartman on our hands and the buccos were able to hold on and Raise the Jolly Roger giving Gerit Cole his NL leading 8th win. On to the next one we get Batman tomorrow night.