Ho mang business is picking up. Let’s go ahead and toss Vince McMahon on that ticket and we’re on our way back to global domination.

Full disclosure, I care less about whatever mumbo jumbo candidates throw out at rally’s, debates, and town halls, but more about their “it” factor. The US lost a ton of swag points in the global climate with George Dub-Ya running the show for eight years. This country needed the swagger of at least a half black president. Barry Obama was the perfect mix of black people swag while keeping things in check for a few years thanks to his whiter half.

This election might break the internet. Already with one Bush out there to create endless sound drops, adding Trump to the battle can certainly go next level if he’s more TV personality than savy businessman. I’ve been holding out hope that Chris Christie borrows Stone Cold’s theme music and makes a surprise appearance at a Republican rally.

The only thing that the Republican’s need to go full blown reality TV mode is a Kardasian Kandidate who promises the entire cabinet will be filled with Dash heirs.

The Democratic waters seem much smoother with Hilary making her push to run the country. 24’s David Palmer paved the way for Barry to be the first African-America president, why can’t Allison Taylor pave the way for Hilary?