Just because this Yinzer is confined to his scooter and doesn’t have a drivers license doesn’t mean he can’t make it to the casino buffet. He’s been down to Myrtle and seen everyone zip around town in their golf carts and knows hes got at least half a horse more under the seat of his scooter than those golf carts so why the fuck not.

I would be a hypocrite if I did not tip my glass to this guys driver’s etiquette. There is nothing worse than getting on the turnpike and having to come off cruise control in the left lane because some jabroni feels like Sunday driving. I will flip you off, curse you out, and make exagerated gestures to herd you back to your lane if you are dumb enough to be driving in the left lane and not passing.

That being said, this guy is in the middle lane and while he allows the opportunity to pass on his left, it is still a super ballsy move to be chillin in the center lane waiting for someone to ram up his ass.