https://youtu.be/eRyLajcTCrQ&t=2m12s
Oh wow Joe Manganiello just pulled the biggest power move in the Yinzer Castle de-throning Michael Keaton as King of the Yinzers. Only a few short months ago Keaton was on top of the world with the buzz around his new movie. Then he was robbed at the Oscars and while he has remained relevant recently receiving autographs from Pittsburgh’s other Batman Keaton’s slowing momentum has allowed Mr. Manganiello to claim the Steel Throne.
In a matter of weeks he’ll have all the Yinzer broads dripping from his performance in Magic Mike XL and guys have already been impressed since he ringed up Sophia Vergara.
If the Steel City can have this guy out there charming the pants off America and building up our brand instead of that hack “Pittsburgh Dad” we’re a step closer to world domination.
In related news, Pittsburgh natives are now practically Dothraki. I could live with that.
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