Super Mario to 8-Bit “Game of Thrones” Theme Song = Internet Gold

Well that was epic. The Super Mario world has so much depth and so many characters in it’s 30 years it could become an epic TV of the likes of Game of Thrones. You could string millions of people along for a dozen seasons teasing the ultimate matchup of Mario vs Bowser.

Much like the real show you could split the episodes up into separate stories following the core Mario/Luigi storyline, the Bowser/Koopa storyline, check in on the princess and even dive into the origins of Yoshi, DK, and Wario.

They could weave in and out as needed and imgaine that kind of hype it would get when the producers get ballsy and chop Luigi’s head off in the first season finale or slit the Princesses throat (which would obviously be acted much better than Lady Stark BTW).

Instead Hollywood threw this hunk of green screen junk at us in the mid 90’s and seemingly tainted the water for good.

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