BJ’s In celebration of two “new arrivals” this summer onto BJ’s Restaurant & Brewhouse’s EnLIGHTened Menu – the all-new Roasted Chicken with Spinach Quinoa Bowl and Roasted Salmon Quinoa Bowl – BJ’s is asking consumers to do something that might typically be reserved for quirky Hollywood celebrities. The restaurant is challenging expectant parents across America to consider naming their newborn baby Quinoa. Yes, Quinoa.
“We are so excited to introduce these amazing new Quinoa Bowls that we wanted to do something big, maybe even a little crazy,” said Kevin Mayer, executive vice president and chief marketing officer at BJ’s Restaurant & Brewhouse.
Despite the superfood’s rising popularity, BJ’s couldn’t find anyone in the U.S. named Quinoa, unlike other “crossover” foods like Apple, Brie and even Kale. It inspired the restaurant to create a promotion that’s way better than a baby shower: Prove your baby is named Quinoa for the chance to win $10,000 worth of food at BJ’s!
Fine print: This promotion ends on Labor Day (when else?) and there is only one winner.
No baby? No problem. Expect big savings even if you’re not expecting. Anyone who changes his or her first name to Quinoa on Twitter until July 6 will receive a $10 off $35 coupon to BJ’s Restaurant & Brewhouse. Don’t forget to follow @BJsRestaurants.
Blow Job’s just opened in the North Hills this month and it appears clear that it is going to blow every other joint out of the water. They have a huge craft beer selection and at least one of the waiters, name started with a J I think, knew how to handle his shit.
Then today’s they went and threw all those swagger points down the drain for some contest holding the carrot in front of a moronic society who will go apeshit for free BJ’s coupons.
It’s easy to sell your first born off for a cool million or your team winning a sports championship but you have to be a stone cold moron to get hyped up for $10,000 worth of chain restaurant food.
A true cocksman finds a way to procreate in the next month, wins 10,000 BJ’s bucks, and convinces his wife that he won 10,000 Blow Job coupons.
Side note: They’ll always be felatio’s little brother.
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