The latest fake outrage hot take centers around The Confederate Flag and its disappearance from store shelves across America. Sure it has a ton of negative connotations and a southerner just committed another race fueled murder but after turning the other cheek for 150 years these companies went zero to sixty in record time. 

The other big headline these days is all about these crazy sharks attacking people. Let’s run down the recent string of attacks. 

From ABCNews.com

May 29 in New Smyrna, Florida

May 29 in Cocoa Beach, Florida

June 11 in Ocean Isle Beach, North Carolina

June 14 in Oak Island, North Carolina

June 17 in Daytona Beach Shores, Florida

June 24 in Surf City, North Carolina

June 25 in Outer Banks, North Carolina

June 26 in Avon, North Carolina

June 30, 2015 in Isle of Palms, South Carolina

July 1 in Ocracoke Island, North Carolina

These beasts are terrorizing Americans up and down the coasts and are a policitcian away from being full blown terrorists. At the rate they’re operating, you have to wonder if Isis is preparing an offer sheet for some shark extremists. 

  
Yet with all this bad publicity here comes Discovery with another Shark Week and Sharknado 3 is right around the corner pairing one from of terror with another. 

Everyone agrees Isis Week and Confederate a Week would be an utter disaster yet we’re about to glam up the Sharks again? Come on I need an explanation.

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