Holy shit who is this smokeshow and why haven’t I seen her when I accidentally fat finger the remote and turn on Fox News?

Oh that’s because she is on some poor person closed circuit TV channel competing with the local high school’s morning announcements for ratings. Instead of grinding it out another year and making her big soapbox speech on a real news network she went after an entire race and suggested your boy Barry Obama carpet bomb them all. 

Listen toots, you’ve probably made it real far with that cute face and ability to string together a coherent sentence. But you don’t even have a Wikipedia page. I understand you think you can roll out some rant and go viral and while I’m sure your Twitter got a bump you’re still a nobody on the internet. 

You know what’s worse than being a nobody on the internet? Being a nobody who gets blacklisted from a real job. Even the physco’s at Fox News are passing around this video with crying face emojis asking “who’s this nutcase?”

If we play “an eye for an eye” we can just attribute this whole thing as something another dumb blonde did. But you know what? It’s not fair to call you dumb because you’re blonde just like it’s not fair to call all Muslims terrorists. Go back to reading the morning announcements and let guys like Jack Bauer handle the bad guys.