It seemed like a nice night for a ball game. The Buccos were coming off another walk off and headed to Miami for a set with The Fish. After Erik Cordiee got tossed for hitting Sean-Rod, Pittsburgh native, Scott McGough went to the bump to face the Pirates in the 8th when this unslightly sniff went down…
You miss it? Let’s roll that back.
Now listen, I get it, it’s Florida. Lord knows I’ve spent hours flipping threw the endless wierd stories on the Internet that take place in Florida so nothing at this point should surprise me. Be that the case, this high roller in the first row behind the dugout out definitely caught my eye.
Does he not know how easy it is for a pit check? A fairly innocuous arm raise and sniff can achieve much the same results without contaminating your hand for any potential ballpark snacks. This guy didn’t need to dig out his stink like its nut butter and go for the debonair sniff we see you bruh.
When you’re headed to the ball park you gotta know there’s a chance you’ll be on camera. Don’t be wearing a jersey for team not playing, don’t abuse your girlfriend for a foul ball, don’t take snap shots with an iPad, and for the love of god don’t sit in the front row and wipe your pit sweat all over your mouth.
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