Oh shit, now they gone and fucked up.
Last night after an poor showing from the substitute kicker, the D, O, double G took to Instagram to voice his displeasure with Scobee Doo. Pittsburgh’s got its very own“Eat Dat Pussy” but it was an important rant we needed from a public figure.
Cue the throwback:
If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a million times. The money in children is not sending them off to school to crack the books. From the time he or she can stand up on their own it’s time to start kicking footballs. From Alabama costing themselves a chance at a national title in 2013 to the latest abomination of a kicker last night, there’s barely a handful of people on this planet that can blast a pigskin through the uprights with consistency.
There is no sense pissing away tens of thousands of dollars on a bullshit degree and having to spend your twenties looking over your shoulder at Sallie Mae coming at you like Freddy Krueger. Learn how to kick field goals, have a scholarship from every big time university, and spend 4 years winning games, running through an endless supply of pussy, and get that same degree on the cheap.
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