Fuher Goodell is up to his old games yet again.  Let’s take a look at today’s headlines.

Exhibit 1A:

Oh come the fuck on Roger.  We are weeks away from the World Series where you can expect Fox will once again dedicate a few minutes to the ‘Stand Up 2 Cancer’ campaign and earn the MLB a lot of good PR.  Instead of borrowing this great idea you have this asshole telling the Steelers to Cam Heyward to “Sit Down & Shut Up for Cancer.’ Real bad move Rog, real bad.

Exhibit 2A: 

OH COME THE FUCK ON ROGER.  Three years ago Business Insider outted your bullshit you pull every October.  You know everytime little Timmy wants to look like his favorite player and you take him to Dicks for a pair of pink gloves? You probably think you’re doing a good thing pumping cash into a great cause to hopefully cure breast cancer.  Well forget about that purchase doing much because 90% of that profit is going right into the NFL’s pockets, NOT cancer research.

The NFL can use the defense that the pink accessories bring awareness to cancer but DeAngelo Williams gave you a great opportunity to raise awareness for all 17 weeks instead of 4 October Sunday’s.  Is it really the end of the world if a handful of players who were affected by cancer honor their friends and family with some extra flare on gameday?

Thankfully DeAngelo found his first loophole to honor his mother and raise awareness.

Exhibit 2B:

In a genius counter move, according to ESPN,

Williams said he is purchasing 53 mammograms tests — in honor of his mother’s age when she died — for a hospital in Charlotte, North Carolina, where he played nine NFL seasons for the Carolina Panthers, and in Pittsburgh.

Boom. well done.  Unless the NFL steals the NCAA’s schtick and tries to say he can’t donate to worthy causes those test will hopefully go to great use and spearhead a true movement towards a cure.

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