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The Penguins threw their annual costume party and while some Pen’s really brought it (more on that later) Phil Kessel continued to pad his stats as the hero this city needs, cue a goal….

From his affinity of hot dogs to his hilarity in costume there’s no doubt he is a perfect fit.  If you close your eyes and imagine what a quintessential yinzer looks like you get Phil Kessel top to bottom.  The fact that he’s not only a hockey player but a damn good one is a major win for the city especially when you see the kind of smokes he pulls in.  Stay in school my ass kids.  Figure out a sport and dominate it, you’ll get money and babes and thus happiness.

As for the rest of the costumes, Kris Letang went hardest to the paint in full makeup.

Geno went cop

And while Kunitz went topical as Marty McFly Pascal Dupuis was just another minion.

In other related news, America’s Hero, TJ Oshie did in fact “win Halloween” with his costume….