WTSP David Marsh, DOB 07/08/1947, of Lakeland; charged with Soliciting Prostitution.  He told detectives he works at Home Depot.  He solicited the undercover female detective to dominate him, and showed up to the location wearing a “French maid” outfit and a chastity belt.  He rode his bicycle to the location because he lost his license due to DUI arrest.  He has 3 previous arrests for Soliciting Prostitution, DUI, Petit Theft (3 misdemeanors.) $250 bond.

I have to give it up to David.  Guy knows what he wants.  Spends 40 hours a week walking around Home Depot in that itchy apron and is probably dealing with so chafing.  So what if he can’t wait to get home and out of his monkey suit and into a nice French maid outfit.

He’s the ‘Little Engine that Could’ of prostitution.  Oh, been caught twice already? Not gonna stop David.  Take his car away from him and taunt him with hookers on the other side of town? Child please.

You could tell this guy was a pro.  A newb shows up and bothers to waste precious time changing into his maid’s outfit and dog collar.  David knows the value of time when doing business with a prostitute and wasn’t about to waste a second. David made damn sure he rolled up dressed and ready to go.

“I think I can, I think I can”