Ah it’s that time of the year again when we get the Christmas Radicals trying to put the Christ back in Christmas.  Instead of cornering his coworkers at the office Christmas party and going on a rant about the true meaning of Christmas, this yinzer from Fayette County launched his own violent demonstration in his front yard by lynching a once Jolly Saint Nick.  I guess the silver lining here is that at least the Catholic Taliban here is just interested in horrifying kids in the neighborhood and not launching a holy war… yet.

Credit to WTAE for finding the most polarizing two people to interview in the parking lot.  They opened it up with Ellen from Smithfield, a nice woman, who’s probably dabbled in teaching a Sunday school or two.  She played the logic card and suggested a better option may just be a manger scene.

Then in a textbook profiling example, they go interview the edgey woman in a leather jacket to see what she thinks of the display.

And she comes out spitting fire offering the pertinent life advice that “life sucks, deal with it” and follows that up with a textbook maniacal laugh. #yepper

I imagine after these two interviews taking up all of 5 minutes of the camera man and reporters time they looked at each other, fist bumped and hit happy hour early.

Turns out the guy ended up being a pussy who got the attention he craved but was too scared to jump on camera for an interview and then took down his demonstration after the news team left.  Way to back down from a fight man, how are you going to get Christ back in Christmas with a dead Santa in your closet?