Bill Burr aced Thanksgiving when he taught us all how to make a pie crust and today, with the help of this guy we get some piano to accompany his golden pipes.  Any ordinary riff during his Monday Morning Podcast becomes extraordinary.  Hell, the MeUndies song almost makes me want to spend a small fortune on a single pair of underpants.

Bill brought the meaning of Christmas back to life an certainly inspires me to crusade against anyone offended by “Merry Christmas.”

Merry Christmas to a Christian, a Muslim, or a Jewwwww.

I don’t care, I don’t care if its offensive to youuuuuu.

It’s my holidayyyyy.

I like saying Merry Christmas to youuuuu.

Stop being a cunt and get over the Christmas treeeeeeeee.

Boom.  That right there is the soundtrack to my Christmas going forward.  We’re starting a new Thanksgiving tradition and changing my ringtone to that firejam so when I’m zipping through the mall like Seal Team 6 during the holidays that song might go off and start fixing a world overpopulated with hypersensitive holiday radicals.

Merry Christmas everyone.

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