I want so bad to be excited about this tweet.  I want to send a group text to all my friends from the attitude era and rub it in their face that the Pirates have the best announcer possible but I know I need to curb my enthusiasm because the Pirates management will blow it.

Bucco slobberknocker T-Shirts would sell themselves.  Every other fanbase would be stealing your games audio trying to recreate the next big meme.

Can you imagine a big game where the other team misses a full count fastball and walks the bases loaded for Cutch?

“Business is about to pick up”

Kang crushes one to dead center.

“Good god almighty!”

Pirates bring the bats out and are the middle of a snobberknocker and I would welcome our announcer showing compassion for the other teams pitcher.

“He’s got a family!”

Sadly I don’t think the Pirates brass have any sense to go out there and make the splash hire.  Why get a guy like Harry Caray, Bob Uecker, Jon Miller, Harry Kalas, or  Gary Thorne to provide the soundtrack when you finally win a World Series when you can settle for average?

Do we even need to discuss the endless opportunities if JR had the select BBQ sauce of the Steel City?

Do the deal Mr. Nutting