Little miss Tricia Takanawa thought she had all the power in the room here and starts shitting on this Colin Kaepernick lookalikes chances to win.  Love the perseverance from this guy to take her shit and flip it back on her head.  Everyone going to the store to buy tickets knows they have no chance of winning, but you know what’s worse than losing? When your neighbor wins with a quick pick and those could have been your numbers.  He should have just ripped that microphone out of her hand so he could drop it on the floor.  It’s that same logic that keeps me active when all the people I work with and dislike ask if I want to go in on a pool.  While I have no interest in seeing them win, I’ll be damned if I’m going to be the only sucker at work the next day because I was too cool to participate.

Love this guy’s honesty, he’s all in on hookers and coccaine, a terrific start to your lottery party.  You can tell his idea is terrific because she quickly says “we were hoping for a different answer” then when she actually thinks about it changes her mind to “that’s probably not the answer we’re looking for.” She realized she’s in Vegas and that’s absolutely what she’s doing when she wins the Fox 5 pool and get’s her cut.

Better believe I’m playing 14 24 2 7 15 too the next time this thing goes up.  Sure I’m splitting the pot with my new best friend, but he looks like the kind of guy that knows how to party.