One Day Athletes Will “Cheat” By Injecting Big Ben’s Blood

A FULL PARTICIPANT!?

This guy blows my mind.  We all saw the season flash before out eyes before the son of god resurrected after Jeremy Hill’s fumble and floated his way to victory.

One day we’ll all tell our grand kids about the magic that is Big Ben.  Some will scoff and insist it’s all the biggest ruse since the Bible but we’ll know what the Apostles knew way back when.

Granted when the fact checkers come at us we wont have a reasonable answer for a lot of questions.

Why does he get carted off when he hurt his shoulder? I have no idea, he probably get’s carted to kitchen when its dinner time who knows.

Moral of the story is whatever is running through Ben’s blood is going to be sold on a black market one day. HGH, Dear Antler Spray, & Big Ben Blood.  Those three things will be gearing up dudes in 2020, mark my word.

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