Trib A stick shift stopped two would-be carjackers who robbed a man at gunpoint in Pittsburgh. Police said the victim, 28, was in his car on North Euclid Avenue in the East Liberty neighborhood Tuesday night when a man tapped the barrel of a gun on the driver’s side window. The man got out of his car, and the gunman and a second suspect demanded money, said public safety spokeswoman Emily Schaffer. When the victim revealed he had none, the suspects took his cellphone and asked for the car keys — but lost interest in taking the car when he mentioned it’s a stick-shift, Schaffer said.

Oh man poor guy. Jumps in to steal a car no big deal right? Goes to pop it into drive and…
 

Look we’ve all been there. I’m sure these jabronies rolled into their interviews unprepared and told the king pin they could steal any car.
 

Every single interview I’ve been in I’ve credited myself as an excel master with vast knowledge of pivot tables but I stand here today without a clue how to do one. Lucky for me I have the ace in the hole known as YouTube in my pocket and call shame on these guys for not figuring it out on the spot. #newbs
 
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