I want to get mad and carve this guy up but this guy is just another bandwagon fuckboy try hard. 

 
Grown men who wear jersies are always questionable. Parlay that with a grown man wearing gloves and that god awful hat and he’s already at the bottom with no hope. 

The worst part of all of this is he’s probably just some scrub out of towner making a stop in Denver to build his resume. Problem here is he’s on a decently large city’s morning show, yet his follower count is limited to the weirdo cat ladies in Denver. 

 
So next time you think to desicrate the original rally towel, that just so happens to have raised millions for people with mental and physical disabilities, check yourself. Because at the end of the day you just look like a piece of shit.

Side note, what kind of nasty shit did that lady want to do with the Terrible Towel!?  She was panting worse than a dog there, get a grip woman.