“When the Penguins won the Stanley Cup… That was quite some time ago wasn’t it?”

Hey man why don’t you chill out with the “they haven’t been good in forever” inflection.  How long has it been since your Toronto Maple Leafs hoisted a cup huh? You’re country invented the game yet hasn’t sniffed a cup since the Pens last one.  I know your cockiness is kinda your schtick but why don’t you cool it.

This guy’s story is also compete hot garbage.  That was right around the time Twitter was taking off and I’m sure his “tip” was just a tweet and his “pictures” were ones where you take a picture of yourself and try to highlight the background.  Oldest trick in the book, I know this because I did the same thing on my 21st birthday when I saw Marian Hossa at Mario’s.