Kudo’s to the WTAE team again, they just know what button to push and where to push it.  Last month they found gold out of Barbara Carpenter’s electric take on Santa strung up by a noose, and now they finally answer the question on everyone’s mind when there’s an impending snow storm.

I have to rip Bob here though, how do you have that kind of lead in and not grill her for the details here.  She has to wipe her kid’s butts (plural).  When Bob sat with the producers in the meeting room before hitting the road they knew exactly how this story would play out.  Milk, eggs, TP, beer, salt, yada yada yada.  When he hits the road and Marci McGuire drops this bomb that she needs the essentials to ensure she is stocked up to wipe her kids butts that’s his queue to dig deeper.

Marci already admitted she was a spaz, and expanded on that revealing she’s an insane couponer.  The signs are already there that a microphone in her face can only produce elite viral content, keep digging man.

I can only hope they left the real story here on the cutting room floor and will whip that out during sweeps so Marci can get the auto tune she deserves.

“Tonight at 11, how old is too old to wipe your kids butt?”