WPXI Allegheny County sheriffs’ deputies arrested a Glenshaw man Monday morning after he allegedly offered to sell illegal pills in a Pittsburgh traffic courtroom seating area, police said. Christopher Durkin, 35, appeared in front of District Magistrate James Hanley to face a traffic charge of driving under suspension.

Respect the hustle here. I’ve watched enough Shark Tank over the years to know the most expensive part of running a business is the acquisition cost of a customer. 

Chris put 2 and 2 together and knew he was gonna be in the same room as his target demographic: degenerate scumbags.

Chris saw the dollar signs but clearly missed Johnny Law in the corner. If you’re going to sell contraband you need to be able to stay under the radar and complete the transaction and for that reason, I’m out.