https://twitter.com/johnborukcsn/status/718895399436685312

Ah a nice little modern day Romeo & Juliet how sweet. 

The crack investigative staff at The Yuppie Yinzer has also learned the brides family has paid their dowry. Her families property includes:

• A Rocky box set
• Half a Wawa cup of coffee
• Several D batteries
• 41 years of tears in homemade Stanley Cups made out of aluminum foil.