Post Gazette Spring, and perhaps reality television love, is apparently in the air at Nemacolin Woodlands Resort this week. ABC affiliate WTAE is reporting the Farmington, Fayette County, property will be host to the love-struck cast of ABC’s ratings hit, “The Bachelorette.”

I’ll admit I have little to no interest in The Bachelor or Bachelorette until someone I know goes on that oh so magical journey.  I’ve seen snippets here and there when Monday Night Football / Wrestling weren’t bringing much to the table.  The show seems like utter garbage where they take pretty people and put them on incredible dates where they’d be crazy not to enjoy the moment and begin developing some faux feelings.

I get ABC is only going to put pretty people on TV and that’s fine they need love too, but for the love of reality can you please send these jabronis off to some dogshit pizza place and see how they really hack it when they don’t have an endless budget funding their dates?  90% of these relationships don’t stick because when their five minutes of fame are up, not all couples can handle the Pizza Hut vs Papa Johns debate on a rainy Tuesday night.

So when the Gazette reported they’d be filming in and around Pittsburgh my ears perked up a bit.  If the producers were gonna let the contestants get in the mud and have some less glamorous date than their typical island resort, maybe the show was turning a corner…

Oh look, more info on their potential Yinzer date…

What the fuck ABC? This is a hockey town in March, you offer a first class Penguins experience to any guy in this city and he’d agree to pretend to be interested in any wooly mammoth, hell they might even hit her with a “I think I’m falling for you” somewhere during the second intermission.

There’s more?

A FOOTBALL OBSTACLE COURSE WITH BIG BEN, HINES WARD, AND BRETT KEISEL!!!! SIGN ME UPPPPPPP

Well congrats ABC, you had my attention and prompty defecated all over it.  Snuck into the Steel City to have what I thought would be a common man date only to go big and hang out with the Steelers & Penguins.  Curse you.

I may still have to tune in for that one last sliver of hope…

Lets see how long the guys put up with her shit when that starts rumbling in her stomach mid date…

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