WTAE A Pitt student trying to impress a date tried to jump between two buildings in Oakland and got stuck in a space about 16-18 inches wide.

The incident was reported early Tuesday morning on the 3700 block of Forbes Avenue.

“My understanding is (that) he was jumping between two buildings and fell in between them,” said Pittsburgh Public Safety director Wendell Hissrich. “Basically,(he was stuck in) a 16-18-inch crevice and fell three stories.”

Emergency responders spent several hours working to rescue the man, including cutting holes through the wall of a Qdoba restaurant.

“It appeared there were three walls we had to go through, and also we had people on the roof,” said Hissrich. “One of the paramedics did rappel down three stories to render assistance, and also provide us some landmarks to where he was.”

Don’t let the magazines at the grocery store fool you.  Women are not interest in money, looks, or your clever sense of humor.  You know what gets them going? Parkour, the internet sensation of 2004.

“They are doing parkour as long as point A is delusion and point B is the hospital.” Yes and yes, sounds like this guy was DEFINITELY doing parkour.

Naturally his sick moves paid off…

While simultaneously pissing off the locals seeking their daily bagel….

If you came here to find out about the welfare of the genius who couldn’t clear an 18 inch gap and spent this morning thinking he was James Franco in 27 hours only to be rescued in an operation that looked just like a terrorist extraction somewhere in the third world, he did give us thumbs up on his stretcher after just like when a football player get decapitated on the field and lies motionless for minutes….